I'm going to date the crap out of you.

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This Girl

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Notes harry ill get that bitch some walnuts, bitches love walnuts

kidsondrugs-:

as soon as you give a bitch a brazilnut, pants come off
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nocandyforsadkids:

You bastard.

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Me:	Have you seen "Night at the Roxbury"?
Sarah:	Yeah, of course I have, it's Sonia's favourite movie. Well, it was. I don't know if it is now.
Me:	Her favourite movie now is probably "Split Pine Tree Falling in the Forest" or something.
Sarah:	I'm pretty sure it's "Nacho Libre".
Me:	...

#overshooting much? #ithoughtiknewthings

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My attempt at doing an embossed effect in photoshop

Does it work? or…?
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Notes i have not hung out with tash in ages.
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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Well done.

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Louise: who here doesn't have a lift to camp?

*a few people raise their hands*

Louise: So you guys need to try to get lifts or else you won't be able to make it

... ...

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Anonymous asked: Is it strange to fuck someone you look identical to?

Sometimes I get off just by looking in the mirror.

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Don’t do it. Don’t fall in love. It’s the craziest thing ever! You feel like the biggest idiot and I really just hate admitting to my feelings and...

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Fall Out Boy should un-hiatus and make another album like Infinity On High

It’s fucking amazing!

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I feel like the only one that’s actually happy with their ATAR >_<

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When I get a job all my money will go to;
- Cotton On Body
- Temt
- JB Hi Fi
- Amazon
- and pie
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Ngl, my chest looks gr8 rn.

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“I have little bets to myself to see who will say hi first, but then I get too excited and say hi anyway.”

— Harry.

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A summary of me and my boyfriend's relationship;

He is currently out for a run, exercising because he enjoys it and wants to get fit, etc.

I am...

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